Ya’ll, I think I’m pregnant…
Stop laughing..
I’m serious ya’ll.
I said stop laughing.
How do I know? Well, for one, my “friend” hasn’t arrived…. for over 45 years. I think that means I’ve missed a month or two. I’m bloated. My legs are swollen. I’m irritable, grrrr…. AND… I have morning sickness… all day. Even the smell of certain foods makes my stomach do flip-flops.
Actually it’s just the flare-up and reaction to the medication. I was thinking this might be similar to being pregnant. After all, I’m carrying around an extra 200 lbs. around the waist and at times I swear I feel something kicking. Could be gas.
All in all, I’m miserable and my ankles hurt and I don’t feel pretty!!!! 
When do I get the cravings? Huh? When does that happen? I’m ready for that now.
I hope ya’ll are having a great day. My day is a typical Monday. 
Well, have you snapped at your spouse or significant other for no real reason? Cause that’s a sure sign you might be pregnant too. I hope things get better for you soon!
I’m a unwed mother!!! waaaaah!!!! (oh yeah, I’m emotional too)
Yeah, I think your pregnant. I’ll boil water. Someome else find some clean linens ok?
To heck with that, give me an epidural!!!
Sam, Oh,Sam, I am going to bed laughing! Need it too. Don’t take any meds for nerve pain that start with “neuro”. After a couple of nights really messed with my brain. Gave me the “muzzie” feeling. (new medical term for ‘out to lunch’) Take care and feel better. That should be some baby! Love ya, Old Marge
I know that old joke, I’ll bet it’s a baby elephant… and you want to show us it’s trunk…???? lol Seriously Sam, I admire how you can joke when I know you’re feeling bad. Take care, we all wish you well.
You are cracking me up!!!!
I’m sorry you are feeling so miserable. Medication suppose to make us feel better right? Those Darn side affects!!!. Well, although I am enjoying your sense of humor, I really do hope you feel better soon.
