Swish Hips
My new hobby is gym bunny watching. It’s kind of like bird watching but without the mosquitos and the whole being outside thing. My definition of gym bunny is anyone who is in it for fashion rather than health. Yes this applies to men as well. They usually don’t work out much. Just prance around in the latest of gym wear couture. I find great entertainment in my latest past time.
Today I was watching Swish Hips. Now it’s important to name the gym bunnies by a particular characteristic. Swish Hips is pretty much self explanatory. I’m the Dian Fossey or Jane Goodall of gym bunny watching. Only my primates can accessorize.
Anyway, back to Swish Hips.
Quit distracting me people! :P
She opened the door and practically flung herself into the room. Paused. I’m guessing for maximum effect. It worked for me. I noticed her immediately. She pranced over to the front counter. Nervous little filly. I liked her right away. She’s my kind of queen.
She spent most of her time hovering around the more fit of the male gym primate group. It had quite the positive effect on their work out efforts. Much flexing and grunting was to be had by all involved. It was like placing a carrot on a stick in front of a mule to get it going. Some of the male specimens were showing a peculiar response to her perusal by the sucking in of guts and much breath holding. Veeeery peculiar. Sometimes I just don’t get straight guys.
I could tell Swish Hips was having a wonderful time. I know I was. She walked by me and smiled. Swish swish swish. Very pleasant perfume. 20 minutes later she was gone.
This is going to be fun. Thank you stationary recumbant bicycle. 
better watch it, swish hips may think you are watching her for the same reason the primates were sucking guts in….. someone may think you are “looking” at girls!!!! {{gasp}}
LOL!!! You have the best sense of humor. I gotta say, I watch gym bunnies too. Mostly as inspiration for how hot I’m going to be when I get to my goal, but yea. LOL. And mostly I ignore the male gym bunnies, because I am most often happily married…but the other day, this one walked through in full dress whites (Navy I think) and that one I peeked at a bit longer than most. LOL. Hey, whatever works to get ya through the workout right?? LOL! Keep up the great work!
That was just plain cute…had me laughing all the way through
Brightened my day Sam!
I love to people watch in general. It amazes me the way some people will leave there homes(including myself-LOL) My best friend and myself do it all the time and it is awesome, we are a very peculiar species. I love the way you reduced our race to primates, we very much are no different than animals. Very funny.
Now that’s entertainment!!
And that’s all I have to say about that. LOL~
You’re so cute!
Have a happy weekend! Keep up the gym bunny watching.
That is so cute!
I loved your blog. Keep us posted on the bunny research.
I aspire to one day be a gym bunny. lol I think some of the guys should thank her for coming in. They are sucking in their stomachs more so they can look a little slimmer for her thus helping their abs. Ah, I like a good give and take.