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I thought I would continue the Phobia theme for today.  A little treat for ya’ll before the long weekend.

Last night the phone rang.  It was my buddy Pete.  Full blood Navajo.  Meaner than a sidewinder.  Not as mean as his Ojibway wife.  She wears the pants and the shirt in that family. 

He lives right by the cave where they claim it hangs out while in the area.  Soooo… he was talking to the Bigfoot dudes and told them about me.  Thanks Pete.  Thanks a lot.

They want to interview me.  Not on film.  No flippin’ way.   But they want to hear about my “experience.”   Which I don’t normally talk about. 

Plus.  Get this.

They want to camp out on our property this weekend.  According to my friend Pete they have been tracking it’s migratory patterns and have found that it or they follow the river.  Which by (Merrill Luck) coincidence goes right by my house.  On top of that they claim it has a migratory cycle of about 8 years.  So it appears every 8 years or so.  I’m saying about 5-7 but I’m not the expert here.   So it’s going to be a very drama filled weekend.

I’ll keep ya’ll informed.

Can I gain weight feeding my Phobia?   Is that possible? :D