For a moment..
Comments(12) The sun shone on me.
For a minute all was right with the world.
This morning I was taking out a 2nd mortgage on the house to fill up my gas tank. Then I signed a contract in blood promising my second born to the Oil Gods. While I was entering the store to pay I hear a deep masculine voice behind me that sends shivers down my spine. “Excuse me, I know you!” I turn around and there before me is a vision of manliness. I was enthralled. He looked to be in his late 30’s, well dressed, fit, blue eyes, dark dark hair. He knows me? How does he know me? I’m feeling flirtatious. I bat my eyelashes and ask coquettishly (yes that is a word), “Really, and how do you know me?”
I’m thinking, wow this dieting is really working. I’m actually getting hit on. Humpday is looking up.
“Come on Tom! Our sons went to school together.”
Tom? Tom! That’s my OLDER brother. He thinks I’m Tom. Older.
Muuuuuch Older.
Thanks Humpday. Thanks a lot.
