totahsam

It’s official.  I didn’t gain any weight during my slop-the-hog episode last weekend.   I don’t think I’d be happier if I actually lost weight.   That was a worry I don’t have to deal with anymore. 

People are starting to notice.   The pod people and the family have been commenting on my weight loss more and more.

I like that. 

Yes, yes, I am an attention whor… err… I like attention.

I’m learning that no matter how much you mess up, it is fixable.   You can bounce back (no that’s not a fat joke). :P 

Joke:  (it’s a little risqué so cover your eyes if you’re offended by lewd jokes)

What is smoreplay?

You really don’t know?  REALLY?

It’s what Smurfs do before they smuck.    :D